weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

bundere:

Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

akatsugay:

tehrisa:

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

androidelf:

*puts ace bandages around my knuckles and wrists* “oh what happened to your hand?” “aesthetic”

reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

woah look i made myself

woah look i made myself

lelliiethesnake:

Oh hello, 80000th post. I’ll make you something useful

Hey kids, have this handy graphic on AH teams

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whoredinarygirl:

applying for college

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theemuka:

i’m literally coming to the realization that i’m not close to anybody anymore and it sucks

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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WELL THEN

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